Sure, here are some playful roast ideas for a friend. Remember, these are meant to be light-hearted and good-natured!
Classic Roasts
1. The Fashion Expert
“Nice outfit! When’s the circus picking you up?”
2. The Tech Guru
“If your brain was WiFi, I’m pretty sure it’d be unsecured.”
3. The Night Owl
“You don’t have ‘resting face,’ you’ve got ‘resting almost asleep face.'”
Smart Comebacks
4. The Gym Buff
“You must spend a lot of time at the gym! Is it ever open when you go?”
5. The Foodie
“If food was a subject in school, you’d be on the honor roll.”
6. The Social Media Star
“With all those selfies, your phone must feel like a mirror.”
Witty Quips
7. The Over-Thinker
“Just remember, it’s a free country—you’re entitled to be ridiculous!”
8. The Movie Critic
“Wow, you survived that movie? I’m sure the movie’s happy you’re here too.”
9. The Storyteller
“Your stories are so interesting that they could put NyQuil out of business.”
Friendly Jabs
10. The Late Comer
“The only time you’re early is when it’s time to leave!”
11. The Forgetful One
“If forgetting was an Olympic sport, you’d have a gold medal and not remember it.”
When using these roasts, make sure your friend knows they’re in jest. Laughter is best when shared among good friends!