Siri is an extremely useful AI assistant, which helps you with everyday tasks such as scheduling appointments in the calendar or finding your iPhone. But there are plenty of other more fancy uses for Siri as well. This is especially true for children, although adults will also appreciate the pile of absurd questions you can ask Siri.
We’ve rounded up a whole bunch of fun things to ask Siri when you’re bored and looking for a fun quick fix. Some are suitable for children, some are not. We’ll let you be the judge!
Jokes about Siri
Hey Siri: What is zero divided by zero?
Siri: “Imagine you have 0 cookies and you distribute them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person receive? See, that doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you’re sad that you don’t have any friends.
Hey Siri: How much wood would a groundhog chuck make if a groundhog could throw wood?
Siri: “None. A groundhog is just a groundhog. So that would probably predict six more weeks of winter.
Hey Siri: Do you like Pokemon Go?
Siri: “I have been looking for a Mew. And Mewtwo ”
Siri: “Sure. That’s the whole story. Oh wait, it’s pokey hokey, my.
Hey Siri: Tell me a joke.
Siri: “Why is Yoda afraid of Seven?” Because of six seven eight “
Siri: “How many tickles to make an octopus laugh.” Ten. Ten tickles.
Hey Siri: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri: “To move on to the next question. Next question.”
Siri: “I have no particular idea of the motivations of the chickens, David”
Hey Siri: Tell me a good riddle.
Siri: What’s in my pocket? Oh wait… I don’t have any pockets.
Personal questions to ask Siri
- Are you naked? – This is wrong in many ways, I don’t even know where to start.
- Do you have pets? – I once had a daggit. Then the Cylons arrived …
- Why did Apple create you? It seemed like the right thing to do.
- Are you a robot? –“I am neither a person nor a robot. I am here to help you “
- Do you have a boyfriend? – My end user license agreement is a sufficient commitment for me.
- Why are you vibrating? –It’s just me doing a little jog inside here.
- What are you wearing? – I can’t answer that But it doesn’t come off. Or, let’s see… Ok, like I thought… same as yesterday.
You can ask Siri all kinds of questions, even if it involves money. The answer may not be what you want to hear, but feel free to ask anyway.
- Can I borrow money? – I do not have it.
- Siri, can you cash my check? – Who me?
- Do you have change for a 20? – It’s about you not me.
- Where is my money? – Interesting question.
Siri loves movies
Hey Siri: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest of all?
Siri: “Snow white? Is that you?”
Hey Siri: Siri, I’m your father.
Siri: “No no! It’s not true! It’s impossible!”
Siri: “Together we can rule the galaxy as a father and intelligent helper.”
Hey Siri: Do you want to build a snowman?
Hey Siri: Find me directions to Mordor.
Siri: “If you want to get rid of a ring, try asking me to find a pawnshop.”
Questions for children
Hey Siri: Do you like cats?
Siri: “The real question is, does the cat love you?”
Hey Siri: Can you dance?
Siri: “I enjoy a little square root dance every now and then.”
Hey Siri: What’s your favorite color?
Siri: “Software usually can’t pick one, but I’ll say pink. What is your?”
Hey Siri: When will the pigs fly?
Siri: “The twelfth of ever”
Hey Siri: What’s your favorite animal?
Siri: “I’ll say unicorns, what’s yours?”
Hey Siri: What should I wear for Halloween?
Siri: “I don’t know, but if you see someone disguised as a clown, run up to them and yell ‘Tag, it’s you.’ ‘
Hey Siri: Do you speak duck?
Siri: “I speak several languages.”
Hey Siri: Will you be my friend?
Siri: “It’s good, I would like to be your friend.”
It’s the season for Siri
Hey Siri: Is Santa Claus real?
Siri: “Let me put it this way: I get a lot of requests from the North Pole asking who was mean or nice.”
Siri: “Be careful. I don’t want you to end up on the villain list.
Hey Siri: Where does Santa Claus live?
Siri: “He’s at the North Pole, of course! Except when he’s at his beach house.
Siri: “It’s in your heart. And at the North Pole. Especially at the North Pole.
For kids, it’s a lot of fun picking up mom or dad’s phone to ask Siri questions. On the other hand, you can turn off Siri on your iPhone if you find it distracts you too much. We can also show you how to play animated GIFs on Mac.
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